OK, so I haven’t posted anything recently. My sincere apologies, and there are more things coming.
There are a couple of other things that would be useful to add to this guide to identifying objects in the night sky. Here they are:
1) Does it explode, burning your retinas and evaporating your body? It’s an incoming nuclear missile.
2) Is it humanoid in shape and diverts #1? It’s a super hero.
3) Is it constantly in and out of rehab and does it say, “You like me! You really like me!”? It’s a Hollywood star.
Any other objects you care to add?